Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
(Source: foodstain, via emptysighsand-wine)
my roommate just yelled from her room “KIM K HAD HER BABY” and I yelled back “AHH WHAT’S THE NAME” and she yelled back “CESAREAN —wait that’s not it— IT DOESN’T SAY”
(via flu0rescentadolescentt)
